Quotes from Jack Klugman movies and TV shows

Oscar Madison: You ruined my wine.
Felix Unger: Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.

Felix Unger: What are you doing?
Oscar Madison: Sterilizing the wound.
Felix Unger: With beer?
Oscar Madison: It's got alcohol in it.

Oscar Madison: Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy.

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