Actor: The movie business is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side.
Actor: You see, there are so many people out here that I'd rather be eulogizing here today than Jack.
Jimmy Tudeski: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Nicholas Oseransky: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy Tudeski: No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?
Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy Tudeski: IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
Nicholas Oseransky: He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Nicholas Oseransky: Why did you kill him?
Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Nicholas Oseransky: Well, then you definitely made the right decision.
Oz: What, no Jewish prayer before we have our ham and cheese?
Jimmy: You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? Do unto others before you turn into a pillar of salt.
Jill: Exactly. Unless they're a rat. Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
Oz: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy: That's right. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz.
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