Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 7 of 9

John McClane: You're gonna tell me what I wanna know, or I'm gonna beat you to death in your own house.

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Mr. Goodkat: I'm gonna kill somebody.

Slevin: How did you find out about us?
Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?

The Boss: That's all there is to it.
Slevin: Is that all there is to it?
Mr. Goodkat: Yup... That's all there is to it.

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Tommy B. Jordan: Look, it's my ass if you take that.
Art Jeffries: Then don't tell anyone.

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Carl Roebuck: Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.
Sully: Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.

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RJ: You want this cookie?
Hammy the Squirrel: Oh, yeah, yeah.
RJ: This cookie's junk.
Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie.

RJ: Please, Vincent! I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.
Vincent: You don't have a family, RJ.
RJ: I meant a family of one.

RJ: Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.

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Harrison Hill: A very famous man once said that sincerity is everything. Once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.

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Omar: People that have limbs that are amputated still feel the pain in that limb, even though it's not there. That's the pain that I feel. Every time you look at me... I see his face, I feel that pain, and I see him looking back at me.

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Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

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Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yeah?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.

Assassin: That's right, old man!
Marvin Boggs: Old man?
Frank Moses: No respect.
Marvin Boggs: Can I kill her now?

Frank Moses: I was just hoping you'd be a little more understanding of the situation.
Sarah Ross: I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you'd have *hair*. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment.

Frank Moses: If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you.

William Cooper: How's retirement, Frank?
Frank Moses: It's been a real blast.

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Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

Sarah: I didn't know what to do, I didn't want to kill him!
Frank: So you chose to kiss him?

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