Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 6 of 9

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends?
Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife.

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

Joe Hallenbeck: Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets.

More The Last Boy Scout quotes

John Smith: Does your boss have a first name?
Lucy Kolinski: Only in the bedroom.

John Smith: I always like sinners a lot better than saints. She was real easy to look at. But I'm glad I never saw her again.

John Smith: What about Prohibition?
Joe Monday: We don't pay too much attention to it here.

Hickey: I heard you got Finn. That was Doyle's best shooter.
John Smith: I thought you were the best.
Hickey: Nah, just the best lookin'.

Felina: My fear is my curse. What's yours?
John Smith: I was born without a conscience.

John Smith: I'm surprised you aren't mad at me... I thought you might hold it against me for killing 3 of your guys.
Doyle: It's the only cure I know for being stupid.

John Smith: It's not your fault Giorgio's a halfwit Strozzi. You wanna die for a halfwit?

Joe Monday: Last I heard you were gonna have a talk with some fellas. Next thing I hear one of them's dead.
John Smith: The conversation kind of went downhill.

Finn: I guess you'll just have to kill me.
John Smith: It'll hurt if I do.

More Last Man Standing quotes

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What're you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Matt Farrell: Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah, I saw it. I did it.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Thomas Gabriel: McClane? I thought I killed you already.
John McClane: I get that sometimes.

Thomas Gabriel: [Probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun.] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane: How about... [grunts.] Yippee-ki-yay... Motherfucker! [Grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel.].

John McClane: Mia? Oh yeah, skinny little Asian chick? Like's to kick people? Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

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John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass.

More Live Free or Die Hard quotes

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