Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 4 of 9

General Munroe: Heard you lost your job.
Korben Dallas: Oh you heard that. Don't worry, I can get another job.
General Munroe: Don't bother, we have one for you. Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of the utmost importance.
Korben Dallas: What mission?
General Munroe: Save the world.

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Karen Westlake: I will put you in witness protection. The feds will keep safe.
Jeremy Coleman: So my whole life just... just goes away?
Mike Cella: You get to keep your first name.

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Joe Colton: You all right?
Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you all right?
Joe Colton: My cholesterol is a little high.

Joe Colton: The president says I can't come out of retirement. He didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

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David Dunn: I'm in security.

More Glass quotes

John McClane: Need a hug?
Jack McClane: We're not a hugging family.
John McClane: That's right.

Jack McClane: Certain death.
John McClane: Like your mother's cooking.

[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

John McClane: You got a plan?
Jack McClane: Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing. Make it up as we go.

Jack McClane: Let me ask you something: do you go looking for trouble or does it always seem to find you?
John McClane: You know, after all those years, I still ask myself the same question.

John McClane: Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!

John McClane: The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.

More A Good Day to Die Hard quotes

Jeff Talley: Joe! Only God gets to decide who lives and who dies.

Jeff Talley: Captain Wubba's going to save Planet Xenon.

Tommy Smith: Chief Talley?
Jeff Talley: Yeah, Tommy.
Tommy Smith: Is my daddy gonna be okay?
Jeff Talley: Yeah, son. A good friend o' mine is watchin' over him.

Jeff Talley: I thought you were the man in charge. Isn't that what you told me? You said "I'm the man"?
Dennis Kelly: I am the man! I am in charge.

Jeff Talley: Why don't you tell me something that I don't fucking know?

More Hostage quotes

Hudson Hawk: The man knows! The man knows.

Hudson Hawk: Will you play Nintendo with me?
Anna: I can't think of anyone I'd rather play Nintendo with.

Waiter: I am the waiter, sir.
Hudson Hawk: Oh. Very nice. Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. Oh, and bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
Anna: You heard him.
Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup.

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