Quotes from John Lithgow movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

When Aliens Camp - S3-E25

[Harry and Dick bump into each other while carrying a trout and a jar of peanut butter, respectively.]
Dick: You got your trout in my peanut butter!
Harry: Your peanut butter got on my trout!
[Both taste the combined flavors.]
Dick and Harry: Not bad.

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The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S5-E9

Sally: Dad's a great guy. You'll really like him.
Mary: Dick, you always said your father was dead.
Dick: She meant you'll like his corpse.

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I Am Dick Pentameter! - S4-E6

Dick: You have a little tofu on your lip.
Jennifer: This smoothie is delicious. Please have a sip.
Dick: Ah, thank you. But, no, just uh, please, go like this [makes wiping motion near his mouth].
Jennifer: I've got an idea, how 'bout we kiss?
Dick: Okay, time out, you're missing my point.
Jennifer: Finish your food and we'll blow this joint.
Dick: Just listen to me, you have tofu on your lip. It's been there for what seems like an eternity, now please just flick it the hell off your face! [She despondently wipes her face.] Thank you, that's better. Now we can embrace.

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Angry Dick - S1-E13

Dick: [Reading from TV Guide] "Jerry dates a blind girl [Repeat]. Jerry dates a blind girl." It gains nothing the second time.

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More 3rd Rock from the Sun quotes

Lord John Whorfin: Will somebody turn off that gosh darn klaxon?

Lord John Whorfin: Barney, I'm going home... with my overthruster.

Orderly: Who are you today, Doc? Einstein?
Lord John Whorfin: Lord John Whorfin. If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else.

Lord John Whorfin: Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.

Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

Lord John Whorfin: John O'Connor, install my Oscillation Overthruster.

Lord John Whorfin: Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home.

Lord John Whorfin: Shut up, Big-booty, you coward. You are the weakest individual I ever know.

Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
The Red Lectroids: Planet Ten.
Lord John Whorfin: When?
The Red Lectroids: Real soon.

Lord John Whorfin: She'll live, but only for a while... and she won't enjoy it.

More The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension quotes

Eric Qualen: Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror.

Qualen: You want to kill me, don't you, Tucker? Well, get a number and get in line.

Travers: Get off my back, Qualen.
Qualen: Off? I haven't even got on it... yet.

Hal Tucker: You son of a bitch! You said you wouldn't kill him.
Eric Qualen: Sue me.

Eric Qualen: Travers, have you lost your mind?
Travers: Have I lost it? Fuckin-A, I've lost it, Qualen! Pure fucking Section Eight.

Eric Qualen: Tucker and Walker, you resiliant bastards! You're still alive.

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