Quotes from Robert De Niro movies and TV shows - page 3 of 10

Sheriff Freddy Heflin: What about Babitch?
Moe Tilden: What about him? Fuck him.
Sheriff Freddy Heflin: What about Donlan?
Moe Tilden: Fuck him too.
Sheriff Freddy Heflin: What about Joey Randone?
Moe Tilden: He fell off a building. Don't you read the papers?

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Michael: You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games.

Michael: You okay?
Linda: Did you ever think life would turn out like this?
Michael: No.

Michael: A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Nick: I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.
Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Michael: Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.

Michael: Holy shit, you know what those are? Those are sun dogs. It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the Great Wolf to his children. It's an old Indian thing.

Michael: I'll tell ya one thing, if I find out my life had to end up being in the mountains, it'd be all right, but it has to be in your mind.
Nick: What? One shot?
Michael: Two is pussy.

Michael: Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

Michael: Come on, Nicky, come home. Just come home. Home! Talk to me. You just talk to me. Nicky. Nicky.

Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
Michael: Don't hurt. That's what you wanna know. And how it's been, doing OK.
Stan: Yeah, same thing. Nothing's changed. I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's getting fatter than ever.

Stan: What do you think of her, Michael?
Michael: I don't know.
Stan: No, come on. On the level. On the level.
Michael: I don't know.
Stan: Is she, is she beautiful? Is she beautiful? Is she?
Michael: Truth?
Stan: Yeah.
Michael: No.
Michael: Well, do you think she's intelligent?
Stan: No.
Michael: Neither do I.

Michael: I feel a lot of distance, and I feel far away.

Nick: You trying to look like a prince?
Michael: What do you mean, 'trying'?

More The Deer Hunter quotes

Lenore: I like your pull out couch.
Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight.

Jason Kelly: I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa.
Dick Kelly: You're the one that's going to have to watch out. You might get Oreo'd.
Jason Kelly: Oreo'd?
Dick Kelly: That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.

Dick Kelly: We have a long standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly: Holy shit.

Dick Kelly: Party till you're pregnant.

Dick Kelly: I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

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