Quotes from Charlize Theron movies and TV shows

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Lorraine Broughton: I'm my own bitch now.

Lorraine Broughton: Fucking hell.

Candy Kendall: He volunteered. Jesus. Nobody volunteers for the Burma run. He said so himself. He just leaves me here. What does he want? He wants me to wait for him? Oh, God he knows me. He knows I'm not good at being alone. This was right. I know this was right.
Homer Wells: You're right. This was right.
Candy Kendall: Yeah.

Homer Wells: I've never actually seen a lobster.
Candy Kendall: Are you serious?
Homer Wells: I've never seen the ocean either.
Wally Worthington: You've never seen the ocean? That's not funny, that's serious.

Libby Day: The truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it.

Libby Day: I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.

Libby Day: Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.

Libby Day: I felt something loosen in me, that shouldn't have loosened. A stitch come undone.

Libby Day: I was not a lovable child, and I'd grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it'd be a scribble with fangs.

Libby Day: I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple.

Libby Day: It was surprising that you could spend hours in the middle of the night pretending things were okay, and know in thirty seconds of daylight that simply wasn't so.

Mary Ann Lomax: I told Kevin, the only thing worse than not having a father was having mine.
John Milton: I can relate.

Mary Ann Lomax: Say I can handle it.
Kevin Lomax: You can handle it.
Mary Ann Lomax: Say something nice.
Kevin Lomax: Something nice.

Cipher: One thing I can guarantee... no one's ready for this.

Ravenna: Are you ready huntsman?
The Huntsman: Aye.

Ravenna: Why bother? You always win.
Queen Freya: You let me win.
Ravenna: You are my weakness.

Chief Buchwald: But didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.

Det. Emily Sanders: I will arrest every soldier whose blood alcohol is 1/1000 over the legal limit. How many men do you think that will be?
Lt. Kirklander: And how long till you're fired?
Det. Emily Sanders: Oh I'm gonna do it on my own time, and we have a pretty good union, so I'm gonna say four to five weeks.

Beetle: Stealth is my middle name.
Monkey: You don't even have a first name.

Monkey: Your magic is growing stronger. You need to learn control. When we grow stronger the world grows more dangerous.

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