Matt: The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. motherfucker. food eater.
Matt: You respect an adult? I really do need to get stoned.
Bob Arctor: That fucking Barris, you know how he works. He doesn't kill anybody, but he hangs around until the situation arises where they die. Then he just sits there, he sort of sets them up in the first place while he stays out of it.
Julian Mercer: When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?
Harry: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
Harry: Hey! We're not all doctors, baby.
Julian Mercer: You know what Freud said they are no accidents.
Harry: Trust me this was an accident.
Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
Erica: It's just... soap.
Julian Mercer: Must we go through this every time? Come here.
Julian Mercer: How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?
Harry: Oh. Her. She is a major piece of work. Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of summer: she's beyond uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.
Julian Mercer: Uptight. That's funny, I haven't noticed that.
Harry: Try living with her.
Swat Cop: Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?
Jack: Yeah. The basement.
Jack: Harry! Tell me good news, man.
Howard Payne: Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. He didn't make it.
Jack: You, FUCK!
Howard Payne: It was the watch that lead him to me, wasn't it? Huh? It seemed a little hammy to me to build a bomb out of my precious retirement gift, but, you know, I figured a sign that said "Howard Payne" would be pushing it.
Jack: I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God.
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