Dr. Gonzo: The truth.
Raoul Duke: Truth?
Dr. Gonzo: We're going to Vegas... to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry.
Raoul Duke: It's true.
Dr. Gonzo: Why, because I've known him for years, but he ripped us off.
Raoul Duke: And you know what that means.
Dr. Gonzo: And you know what that means. Savage Henry has cashed his check.
Raoul Duke: Cashed his check.
Dr. Gonzo: And we're gonna rip his lungs out. And eat them.
Dr. Gonzo: Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure fucking smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! Pbbbbbbb... I wanna sell you some pure fucking smack... pure... fuck.
Man in Car: Goddammit you bastards! Pull over! I'll kill you I'll kill you! Pull over, come on.
Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price.
Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.
Aaron Hallam: What if there was a species above us in the food chain? How do you think you'd feel if that species lost total respect for us... and started slaughtering us wholesale?
Hewitt: Your actions resulted in the injuries and death of unarmed civilians.
Aaron Hallam: They had weapons.
Hewitt: Well, that's the problem, you can't tell the sharks from the guppies any more.
Aaron Hallam: When you kill with your own hands there is a reverence. There's no reverence in what you do.
Alejandro: Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand.
Dwight: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.
Dwight: No. You're the one who already made the mistake...you didn't flush. [Shoves Jack's head down toilet.].
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