Quotes from Frank Welker movies and TV shows

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Mel Richmond: You must be from the show, right?
Fred: Yeah, we're contestants.
Mel Richmond: Right. Well, uh, good luck to you. You make a cute couple.
Daphne: We're not a cute couple! I mean, heh, we're not a couple... So we can't be a cute one, although we would be if we were. Which we're not. I mean, it's not like we don't like each other, we just don't "like" like each other. It's just not likely. Right, Fred? Or do we? We don't right? Do we? Why are we talking about this so much? Can we just, change the subject now, please? This is none of your business!

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Daphne: Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up where ever we go? Is it something about us?
Fred: No, this happens to everyone.
Daphne: What?
Fred: It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us. So logically everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.
Daphne: Really?
Fred: Sure, it's simple math. They must be everywhere.

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Fred: Well, uh, we're gona take a nap now.
Daphne: In our dressing room.
Janitor: Um, no one cares
Fred: Yeah, so, uh, we'll be asleep and napping. Just totally unprotected.
Daphne: In our dressing room. Asleep.
Fred: Unguarded!
Daphne: In our dressing room!
Fred: Unguarded!

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Daphne: Hey, that's not the song we're doing.
Fred: This is a little something I wrote myself.
Shaggy: Like, that's catchy.
Fred: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
Shaggy: Right.
Daphne: Wow, Fred, that's beautiful. I really like you. It! I like it! Not you. I mean I like you but... Heh, I, uh, like your song.
Fred: Thanks!

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Don't Fool With a Phantom - S2-E8

Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, aren't our wax statues the greatest?
Scooby: Yeah.
Daphne: Just what are you fellas going to do with those wax dummies you made?
Shaggy: Well like simple, next time we have a mystery, those dummies can go instead of us.
Fred: There's only one problem. How to tell one pair of dummies from the other.
Shaggy: Very funny, very funny.
Scooby: Yeah. Rery funny.

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Megatron: Can't Thrust carry out a simple mission?
Starscream: I think the answer is obvious.

Dr. Archevil: Remember our agreement, Megatron: the Earth is to be mine once you are through with it.
Megatron: It will be. What's left of it.

Megatron: Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity.

Megatron: Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough.

Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal.

Starscream: Oh, how it pains me to do this!
Megatron: Wait, I still function!
Starscream: Wanna bet?

Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.

Megatron: Prime!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!

Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Look at that great modern building. In Italy, we've seen the brand-new and the ancient side by side.
Shaggy: Ha ha ha. Sounds like the stuff in from the back of my refrigerator.

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Just swim towards land!
Velma: I see land... But it's moving.
Daphne: It's a boat.
Scooby: Pee ew!
Velma: It's that garbage barge.
Shaggy: Saved by the smell!

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Large Dragon at Large - S2-E10

Shaggy: Like you got any butter, Scoobs?
Scooby: Uh-uh.
Shaggy: Too bad. Because it looks like we're toast.

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: I'm learning to talk French.
Velma: Badly.
Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going, "Oui, oui"
Fred: I did that before we left the hotel.

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: Hey, let's watch where they're going. This telescope takes these little quarter thingies.
Velma: Those are Francs.
Fred: I thought they were mine!

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: Well... Let's set a trap! Now, let's see. Shaggy said the gargoyle is ticklish. So we need a whole lot of feathers, of course some dynamite and three catcher's mitts.
Velma: I have an easier trap.
Fred: What could be easier than feathers and dynamite?
Velma: Anything.

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