Scott Calvin: Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.
Scott Calvin: Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound.
Mr. Whittle: Good God, your weight! What happened?
Scott Calvin: Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.
Buzz #2: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I've got an AWOL space ranger here.
Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this delusional.
Buzz #2: No backtalk! I have a laser, and I will use it!
Buzz: You mean the laser that's a lightbulb!?
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