Quotes from Ted Danson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Maria Hardy: How many jobs did you have?
Larry: I don't know. A lot. I change every two or three years. If it looks like I might be successful. I move on.
Maria Hardy: You don't want to be successful?
Larry: I want to be happy.

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Michael: You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.

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Dr. Jonathan Dempsey: Don't make the same mistakes I did.

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Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box.
Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.

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Jack Holden: You're a good man, Peter.
Peter Mitchell: I'm a goddamn saint.
Jack Holden: Saint's a little much.

Jack Holden: Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
Angelyne: I'm dressed.

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