Quotes from Rene Russo movies and TV shows

Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.

Boris: We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel. We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years.
Natasha: And we've never even come close.
Boris: Exactly.

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Karen Flores: I think you could be an actor.
Chili Palmer: Well, I could see myself in the parts that Robert De Niro plays. Or maybe even, an Al Pacino movie, you know, playing a real hard-on. But I couldn't see myself in those movies where three grown-up guys get left with a baby, and so they act like three grown-up assholes, acting all cute.
Karen Flores: Chili, Chili, look at me.

Karen Flores: I know I'm better than what I've been doing all these years, walking around in fuck-me pumps and a tank-top, waiting until it was time to scream.
Chili Palmer: Yeah, but what a scream.
Karen Flores: Oh yeah, it's a real talent. Look, all I'm saying is, what I wouldn't give for the chance to say one really great line. You know, like in that great Bette Davis movie where she says, "I'd kiss you... "
Chili Palmer: "But I just washed my hair."

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Fiona: Sitting is the new smoking.

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Lorna Cole: Police, freeze!
Hatchett: Oh Christ, another one? We need a new fucking dog.

Lorna Cole: Are you trying to bait me, Riggs?
Martin Riggs: I'm a master of it.
Lorna Cole: Now, that I can believe.

Lorna Cole: Cover me!
Roger Murtaugh: Cover you? Who's going to cover me? Cover me! Cover him! Cover everybody! When is someone gonna cover me for a change?

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Lorna Cole: What happened last night?
Martin Riggs: Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual.

Lorna Cole: Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.

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Kate Mullen: ...he's so shy. Next month he's doing the underwear billboard in Times Square.

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Catherine Banning: Damn, I hate being a foregone conclusion.

Catherine Banning: Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?

Thomas Crown: You look wonderful!
Catherine Banning: Thank you! How are you?
Thomas Crown: Popular.

Catherine Banning: I would let you in, but...
Thomas Crown: But the world is watching.
Catherine Banning: Yes.
Thomas Crown: Besides, you haven't got any furniture.
Catherine Banning: Oh that's good.

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Dr. Molly Griswold: There's no such thing as semi-platonic.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well there ought to be.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Do you find me sexy?
Dr. Molly Griswold: You have your moments.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, you let me know which moments are my moments and I'll try and duplicate 'em.

Molly: Is this normal for him?
Earl: Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.

Molly: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: When was the last time you took a risk?
Dr. Molly Griswold: Well, I'm with you, Roy. I'm with you.

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