Quotes from Lance Henriksen movies and TV shows

Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Where exactly on the ice is this?
Charles Bishop Weyland: It's not on the ice, it's 2000 feet under it.

Charles Bishop Weyland: Seven days ago, one of my satellites over Antarctica, discovered a pyramid.

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Bishop: Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

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Conway Twill: Jesus, Cole, he's just a kid.
Cole Wilson: Now he's a Navajo mud toy.

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Pik van Cleef: It appears your trophy is ripping us a new orifice.
Emil Fouchon: Let me review the tactical situation for you, gentlemen. Boudreaux is wounded. He's been pursued and harried across miles of open country. Now he's cornered and outnumbered 20 to 1. He's an annoying little fucking insect and I want him stepped on hard.

Emil Fouchon: There's always some unhappy corner of the globe where we can ply our trade.

Emil Fouchon: I'll fuck you, then I'll eat you.

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The Host: You dream is over! Your nightmare is about to begin.

The Host: If you need anything, scream.

The Host: Like a bad horror movie, isn't it?

The Host: I Love To Party.

The Host: You know what makes my revenge so sweet?.. It's because I beat you guys at your own game.

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Freddy Ross: You think if she could see she'd hang around with an old dog like you? Your stomach's going around to meet itself behind your back.
Sgt. John Berlin: Bullshit. I'm in my prime, baby.
Freddy Ross: Bits.
Sgt. John Berlin: What do you mean "bits"?
Freddy Ross: Policeman's bodies age at different rates. Look at me... I got a belly in its 50's, my balls are in their 60's and my feet are in their 80's.

Freddy Ross: I suppose I'm drinking myself sober.

Freddy Ross: How does anyone, dead as this, loose a knife?

Sgt. John Berlin: We'd better get back to that dump.
Freddy Ross: No way. I'm not going back.
Freddy Ross: You might find someone's prick in a hot dog roll.
Sgt. John Berlin: We're going.

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The Father: You've got a terrible case of "nobody tells me what to do."

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Ed Harley: God damn you! God damn you.
Haggis: He already has, son. He already has.

Haggis: Who are you?
Ed Harley: Um, Ed Harley. I've come.
Haggis: I'm afraid raising the dead ain't within my power.

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