Quotes from DeForest Kelley movies and TV shows

The Trouble With Tribbles - S2-E15

Bones: It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if they're attractive in some way.
Spock: Doctor, I am well aware of human characteristics. I am frequently inundated by them, but I've trained myself to put up with practically anything.
Bones: Spock, I do not know too much about these little Tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered.
Spock: What is that, Doctor?
Bones: I like them... Better than I like you.

Dr. McCoy: He's dead, Jim.

The Trouble With Tribbles - S2-E15

Capt. Kirk: I want to know what killed these tribbles.
Bones: I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet.

Journey to Babel - S2-E10

Spock: Doctor, I think I'll return to my station now.
McCoy: You ARE at your station, Mr. Spock!
Kirk: Dr. McCoy, I believe you're enjoying all this.
Spock: Indeed, Captain. I've never seen him look so happy.
McCoy: [To Spock] Shut up!
[Kirk opens his mouth to comment, but McCoy interrupts.]
McCoy: Shh! Shh!
[Dejected, Kirk lies back.]
McCoy: [Grinning] Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word.

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Devil in the Dark - S1-E25

Dr. McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer.

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Journey to Babel - S2-E10

McCoy: Spock, I've always suspected that you were a little more human than you let on. Mrs. Sarek, I know about the rigorous training of the Vulcan youth, but tell me, did he ever run and play like the human children, even in secret?
Amanda: Well, he, uh...he did have a pet Sehlat he was very fond of.
McCoy: Sehlat?
Amanda: It's sort of a...a fat Teddy bear.
McCoy: [Amused] A Teddy bear? [Sarek comes and takes Amanda away.] A Teddy bear [to Kirk].
Spock: Not precisely, Doctor. On Vulcan, the Teddy bears are alive...and have six inch fangs.

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Operation -- Annihilate! - S1-E29

McCoy: [In an aside to Kirk] Please don't tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet.
Spock: Why, thank you, Doctor McCoy.
Kirk: You were so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears.

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The Doomsday Machine - S2-E6

Dr McCoy: I'm a doctor, not an engineer.

More Star Trek quotes

Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld.
McCoy: That green blooded son-of-a-bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!

[The crew watches the Enterprise burn up in the Genesis planet's atmosphere.]
Kirk: Dear God Bones, what have I done?
McCoy: What you had to do, what you've always done, turned death into a fighting chance to live.

McCoy: Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!

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Chang: I am constant as the northern star!
McCoy: I'd give real money if he'd shut up.

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