Quotes from Eddie Murphy movies and TV shows - page 6 of 6

Donkey: What in the shestershire is this place?
Shrek: Well, my stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

Donkey: They grow up so fast.
Shrek: Not fast enough.

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Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.

Donkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
Donkey: I do?
Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
Donkey: I'm a daddy?

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Jack McCall: I guess you never know if the last time you see someone is going to be the last time you ever see someone.

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Slide: I will blow your face clean OFF your face.

Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face.
Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Cole Howard: Die! We're all gonna die.

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