Quotes from Eddie Murphy movies and TV shows - page 5 of 7

Captain: Lieutenant Bottoms, what is your status?
Lieutenant Bottoms: Captain, we had a small gas leak. It was silent, but not deadly.

Dave: Welcome to Old Navy.

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Mushu: My little baby, off to destroy people.

Mushu: We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming.

Yao: Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
Mushu: Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle.

Mushu: I'm doomed! And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road.

Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills.

Mushu: Go get her? What's the matter with you... After this Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to be let back in the temple. Wait a minute! That's it! I'll make Mulan a war hero, and the ancestors will be begging me to come back. That's the master plan! Oh, you've done it now, man.

Mushu: I was this close. This close to impressin' the ancestors, gettin' the top shelf, an entourage. Man. All my fine work. Pfft.

Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies.

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Norbit: Oh Floyd, what am I gonna do.
Floyd the Dog: Kill the bitch!

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Buddy Love: Well if it isn't the creator of Jumbo the Horny Hampster.
Dean Richmond: Please.

Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am sick, and tired, of your S-H.
Dean Richmond: I.
Sherman Klump: Thank you. T-E.
Buddy Love: Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?

Jason: You're losing your intelligence, sir.
Sherman Klump: Yeah, I know. I can't even beat Molly and she's the dumbest hampster we got.

Jason: Professor? You okay?
Sherman Klump: Yeah. I just don't wanna hurt her, Jason.
Jason: Then you won't. Hey, you CAN control Buddy.
Sherman Klump: You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I know I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line, I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore.

Grandma Klump: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Grandma Klump: Both feet, too. Both feet.

Grandma Klump: Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Papa Klump: Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump: I'm strapped, ni**a.

Papa Klump: Would you please put your clothes back on? You look like a roast chicken.

Papa Klump: If I want to put a trumpet in my ass and run around this restaurant and blow, then "Hallelujah!Yankee Doodle!" that's my business.

Papa Klump: What I do in my bedroom is MY business, you understand that?
Grandma Klump: The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum.

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