Tommy Williams: So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."
Will: Never look a raven in the eye for too long. Might steal your soul and fly away with it.
Lilli: Why are you staring at me?
Will: It hadn't occurred to me to look anywhere else.
Lilli: It's very rude.
Will: It's one of my better habits.
Lilli: I take it you have no manners, then.
Will: No manners then... and no manners now.
Lilli: Trying to be funny?
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