Gus Gilbert: Now I thought we were going to tone down on your flabby ass.
Drew Gilbert: Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud you are.
Gus Gilbert: Get your ass out here Drew Gilbert, front and center.
Drew Gilbert: He is gonna kick my ass.
Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?
Spongebob: No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!
Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.
Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Plankton! It's Eugene Krabs, here, with, What's-His-Name! Now come on out!
Plankton: I can't.
Mr. Krabs: Come on outside, and take what's coming to you!
Plankton: I really can't come outside!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Plankton: Because I'm already out here, you bumbling bottom feeders! Open your eyes for crying out loud!
Mr. Krabs: The health inspector is here! If he finds one health violation, he'll shut us down for good! We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes the Krusty Krab!
Spongebob Squarepants: But, Mr. Krabs, there's nothing to worry about. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.
Mr. Krabs: You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son?
[Squidward believes Spongebob has swallowed an exploding pie.]
Squidward Tentacles: We gotta call the hospital!
Mr. Krabs: Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie hits his lower intestine - boom!
Squidward Tentacles: You've seen this before?
Mr. Krabs: 11 times, as a matter of fact.
[Squidward calls the hospital anyway.]
Squidward Tentacles: Hello, doctor. Won't do any good? 11 times?!?