Jackie Chan

Quotes from Jackie Chan movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Chon Wang: For father.
Chon Lin: For father.
Roy: For Old Man Wang.

Roy: Look at you.
Chon Wang: Look at you.
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

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Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?

Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.

Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.

Chon Wang: See! I told you so.
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar".

Chon Wang: You killed my uncle.
Roy O'Bannon: Bull! That was Wallace! All the way.
Chon Wang: He was one of your bandits.
Roy O'Bannon: He wasn't part of my gang! He was a new guy! And he's crazy as a road lizard.

More Shanghai Noon quotes

Ian: You know about fashion?
Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Poldark: Where is the file?
Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.
Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this.

Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?
Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

Bob Ho: He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.
Farren: How embarrassing.

Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob Ho: They suspect me?
Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.

Bob Ho: Can your mommy do that?

Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween.
Nora: It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
Bob Ho: Sounds familiar.

Bob Ho: I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?

Bob Ho: If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
Gillian: Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

Farren: Bob, this is Larry.
Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob Ho: Let's get some food.
Farren: He goes to the university.
Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.

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