Shawn Wayans

Quotes from Shawn Wayans movies and TV shows

Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up ni**a?
Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word ni**a. You see, it's terms like the word ni**a that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Ashtray: Word.
Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.

Ashtray: Doo Rag! Do you know why you and I are an endangered species?
Doo Rag: Because we're black males?
Ashtray: No! It's because the rappers are getting all the good acting jobs.

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Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF.
Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit.
Hotel clerk: No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now.
Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter.
Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble.
Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if.
Marcus Copeland: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. "We?" Kevin, this ain't about "we." It's never been. It's about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. And look where its gotten me, Kevin. I just lost my wife and my job because of you. So, don't tell me about "we" no more, all right?

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