Quotes from Chris Tucker movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Detective James Carter: Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds.

Detective James Carter: Come on, Crouching Tiger! Don't you hide that dragon.

Detective James Carter: Holy Mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman.

Genevieve: I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable.
Detective James Carter: Need some matches?

Chief Inspector Lee: You know nothing about me.
Kenji: I do know that you don't have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me.
Detective James Carter: I wouldn't say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother.

Detective James Carter: No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike.

Detective James Carter: You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

Detective James Carter: It's over Reynard, you know what it's like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a mouse.

Detective James Carter: Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die.

Detective James Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Chief Inspector Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
Detective James Carter: Lee.
Chief Inspector Lee: Only $9.95.

Girl: I want a lawyer.
Carter: You need a personal trainer. Your license says 180. You weigh more than the damn car, girl.
Girl: I have a thyroid problem.
Carter: Stop eatin' thyroids then.

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Detective James Carter: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! That man was fast as lightning.

Genevieve: I have never been with an American man before.
Detective James Carter: Neither have I.

Detective James Carter: How do you say surrender in Chinese?

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