Paul Rudd

Quotes from Paul Rudd movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Pete: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.
Ben Stone: That's sad.
Pete: Totally sad. Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything.

Pete: You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter.

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.

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George Hanson: I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.

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Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.

Ned: This is like free therapy. New York State cares.

Billy: Do you think this is an ugly candle?
Ned: No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.

Ned: I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck.

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Ashley: I hope you don't mind me asking, but how, um... How did it happen?
Henry: She was crushed by an angel and as sad as I am, I do appreciate the irony.

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Lance: Hey, Alvin. If you were in a regional beauty pageant, and you were a girl, what would your special talent be?
Alvin: Triple Jump.

Truck Driver: You know what? You shouldn't smoke.
Alvin: Yeah, I know, it's bad for ya.
Truck Driver: No, I mean you shouldn't smoke. You look stupid.

Alvin: There's a difference between being lonely and being alone.

Alvin: Gonna hit it in with your hand?

Alvin: True love is just like a ghost - people talk about it but very few have actually seen it.

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Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really says who: Fellini? Do you accept Lira, or is it all Euros now?

Schoolboy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her.

Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.

Danny: I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.

Danny: Pick us up in 2 hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you Miss Daisy.

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