Quotes from Tom Green movies and TV shows

Gord Brody: Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.

Gord Brody: I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.

Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet.

Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers.

Gord Brody: I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.

Gord Brody: Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy.

Gord Brody: This is "Little Timmy." He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?
Jim: What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?
Gord Brody: What are you talking about Timmy?
Jim: Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?

Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
Woman: I'm a woman.
Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
Woman: No.
Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
Woman: My name is Cheryl.

Gord Brody: Wow... it's a Le Baron.
Jim: Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible.

Gord Brody: There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?

Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

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