Quotes from Uma Thurman movies and TV shows

Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.

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Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me?
John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.

Emma Peel: How now, brown cow.

John Steed: Oh, just one thing.
Emma Peel: Good luck?
John Steed: Something like that.

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Vernita Green: So, when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends; when do you wanna die?

Vernita Green: I fucked you up. I fucked you up bad, I wish to God that I hadn't, but I did. Be that as it may, I know I don't deserve your mercy or forgiveness, however, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter.
The Bride: Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no intention of killing you before the eyes of your daughter does not mean that parading her around in front of me is gonna inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business, and not a goddam fuckin thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is gonna change that.

The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn't say "sell me." I said "give me."

Vernita Green: You're much more rational than Bill led me to believe.
The Bride: It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.

O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah... I kinda did.

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Jenny Johnson: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Matt Saunders: You didn't just go to the bathroom?
Jenny Johnson: Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

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Medusa: Come on. Sneak a peek.

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David Bloomberg: We're gonna have vacation sex tonight.
Rafi Gardet: ... What is vacation sex, Dave?
David Bloomberg: I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl.

David Bloomberg: I'm 23.
Rafi Gardet: No, you're not. I don't believe you. Let me see the license... Oh, my God! You're a child. Taxi! I have T-shirts older than you.

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Judge: And who might you be, my dear?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge: You're HIS wife?
Ulla: He wouldn't do it unless we got married.
Judge: What a schmuck.

Ulla: My name is Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson Tallen Hallen Swadon Swanson.
Max Bialystock: What is your first name?
Ulla: Oh that was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name?
Max Bialystock: We don't have the time.

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Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts.

Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?

Noelle: Besides, he has this small personal habit that just drives me crazy.
Abby: What's that?
Noelle: He loves you.

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