Quotes from Hector Elizondo movies and TV shows

Joe: Shades.
Security Guard Shades: Mmm.
Joe: You are now Head of Security. Good luck with Lionel. I've got a wedding to go to.

Joe: With this ring, I thee - finally - wed.

Joe: I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
Joe: I thought you'd never ask.

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Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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Lt. Aldo Hines: Here's who you're dealing with: male Caucasian, 35, well educated, raised by his aunt who mysteriously disappeared when he was 16, has raped and strangled five women, escaped when being transported to San Quentin.

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