Quotes from Joe Lando movies and TV shows

Matthew Cooper: What's a dog like that good for?
Byron Sully: Bait.

Byron Sully: There's only one thing I know about women - you gotta be lucky enough to find the right one, and then never let her go.

Colonel Egan: Black Kettle and his party are late for his treaty council.
Byron Sully: The Cheyenne say that only a white man needs a watch to tell him when he's hungry.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: How long before we go?
Byron Sully: You're not going. The women stay in camp.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Not this woman.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Where does that leave Horace? He's been struggling at the plate. He's afraid of striking out.
Byron Sully: He's not the only one.

Byron Sully: Rich people pay to eat snails?

Cloud Dancing: The marriage is good?
Byron Sully: Yeah. It's great.
Cloud Dancing: It took Snow Bird and I many months to discover that we no longer rode separate horses.

Brian Cooper: So why don't ya marry our Ma and be our Pa?
Colleen Cooper: Brian.
Byron Sully: Brian, it's not something you just do. It takes time.
Brian Cooper: She's 35. She doesn't have a lot of time left.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You know what Sam said? She said that seeing us together is like watching a fire burn.
Byron Sully: Is that good?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Well, ignore a fire and it burns out. But if you tend to it, take care of it, feed it... it keeps growing bigger - burns brighter.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Don't we have enough?
Byron Sully: You wanna learn to fish... ya gotta dig for worms.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Ha! Here's one.
Byron Sully: Half worms don't count.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Why not?
Byron Sully: It's fishin' rules.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Oh, Sully, I don't wanna do this. I don't think I can.
Byron Sully: Yes you can. You're doin' it right now. Pretty soon the baby'll be here... and your ten years of being pregnant are over.

Byron Sully: I don't want ya to leave. I wanna be with you. I need to be with you.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Sully.
Byron Sully: I will love you all my days. Will you marry me?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Yes.

Byron Sully: Blamin' doesn't fix things. It just makes them go on and on tearin' at folks.

Byron Sully: I'll be your family.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: And I'll be your best friend.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You're looking very pleased with yourself.
Byron Sully: When the children knock and you don't jump up, I know I got your attention.

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