Craig T. Nelson

Quotes from Craig T. Nelson movies and TV shows

Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."

Coach Hayden Fox: You graduated from college and now you won't wash my car?
Dauber: Uh-Huh.
Coach Hayden Fox: You see, this is why I hate education.

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Kelly Stone: We will try to welcome her back in, like a civilized family might.

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Edna Mode: This is a hobo suit, darling, you can't be seen in it, I won't allow it! Years ago maybe, but now? Pheh!
Bob Parr: What do you mean? You designed it!
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

Bob Parr: You can't run out of ice! I thought you could take the water out of the air!
Frozone: There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse, you've run out of muscle?
Bob Parr: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building getting weaker by the second, it's going to fall on top of us!
Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!

Bob Parr: What are you waiting for?
Little Boy: I don't know, something amazing, I guess.
Bob Parr: Me too, kid.

Bob Parr: Do you want to catch a robber?
Frozone: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up.

Mr. Incredible: Call off the missiles! I'll do anything!
Syndrome: Too late. Fifteen years too late.

Syndrome: I'll be a better hero than you ever were!
Mr. Incredible: You mean you killed off real heroes so that you can pretend to be one?
Syndrome: Oh I'm real, real enough to defeat you, and I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

Bob Parr: You're the best of the best, E!
Edna Mode: Yes, I know, darling, I know.

Helen Parr: Is this rubble?
Bob Parr: It was just a little workout, just to stay loose.
Helen Parr: You know how I feel about this Bob, darn you, we can't just go blow cover again!
Bob Parr: The building was coming down anyway...
Helen Parr: What? You knocked down a building?!

Mrs. Incredible: Now our kids are in danger?
Mr. Incredible: Hey if you suspected danger why did you bring the kids?
Mrs. Incredible: I didn't bring them, they stowed away, and I don't think you're striking the proper tone!

Bob Parr: Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.
Mirage: Oh, and don't die.

Bob Parr: It's OK kids, we were just having a discussion.
Violet Parr: Pretty loud discussion.

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Robbie Freeling: Dad, are we gonna have to move again?
Steve Freeling: I don't know Robbie. I'm gonna think about it.
Diane: Where could we go?
Carol Anne Freeling: Disneyland?
Robbie Freeling: Oh puke, don't be such an infant.
Diane: Shhh.
Carol Anne Freeling: Ok, what about Dunkin' Donuts?
Robbie Freeling: Shut up, jerko.

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Winston: It doesn't matter whether you work in plutonium or dog food because they ain't gonna give you a thing, there's nowhere left to go! You close this plant down and then what? You're gonna be up in Washington, but we're gonna be down here outta work! Your cancer's a maybe, that's all it is, a maybe.

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