Quotes from Alec Baldwin movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Jack Ryan: "The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan." Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub, he's already done that. He would've had to. All we have to do is figure out what he's going to do. So how's he going to get the crew off the sub? They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...[realisation hits].

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Jack Ryan: I've got a line on those doors. You know what they are?
Greer: A nearly silent propulsion system?
Jack Ryan: How did you know that?
Greer: The captain of the sub we had following her radioed in. Thing up and disappeared right in front of 'em.

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Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Harley: Are you smoking weed in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane: It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.
Jane: I don't regret it either.

Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair.
Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
Jane: Because! THAT'S what this is.

Jake: Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

More It's Complicated quotes

Teacher: All you need to say is two words... two specific words, though. What they are? 'Not. Guilty.'.

Teacher: I'm sorry you hate me... but I do love you.

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Jed: Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason what-so-ever.

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Guest at Party: Nick, I can't believe you look so good for someone so old. How do you do that?
Nick Kudrow: Drugs, my dear. Massive doses of drugs.

Nick Kudrow: You know, my wife says my people skills are like my cooking skills: quick and tasteless.

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Susie Waggoner: ...And you save your money... and buy a nice little house, with a white picket fence, and live happily ever after.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Tell you what. Let's go straight to the "happily ever after" part, OK?

Susie Waggoner: So... are you gonna tell me about it?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you about it. This straight life we've been living gave me a false sense of security. For a second I thought I was some kind of solid citizen or something.
Susie Waggoner: All I wanna know is what happened to you.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Some guy in a blue Toyota pickup ran me over.
Susie Waggoner: I thought it must've been something like that.

Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.

More Miami Blues quotes

Professor Turner: The truth will set you free but before it does, it's gonna piss you off!

Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

Professor Turner: See I always knew your mom was the best it was ever going to get for me. And I never asked the more important question which is, was I the best it was ever going to get for her?

More My Best Friend's Girl quotes

Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
Rita Boyle: Peter, you're doing it again. You take a perfect situation and you pee all over it.

Peter Hoskins: Je hebt erg witte tanden.

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