Quotes from Brendan Fraser movies and TV shows

Adam: Uh, Eve, this is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And I wanted to tell you that I... that uh... that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true, and... and that's all I... and that's all.

Eve: Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
Adam: Oh, thank you.
Eve: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam: Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.

Adam: Say, mom?
Helen: Yes, dear?
Adam: I was wondering, you know, while I was up there and all, I was thinking, well you know, I was wondering if maybe I could meet a girl? I've been thinking about that a little. Just these last fifteen years or so.
Helen: Oh Adam, it would be wonderful if you could meet a girl. One who's not a mutant and hopefully comes from Pasadena. Nothing against Valley girls but in my day anyhow girls from Pasadena, I don't know, just always seemed a little bit nicer.

Adam: Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.

Adam: What do mean you can get me laid?
Eve: Uh, can we talk about that a little later?
Adam: Of course.
Eve: Great.

Calvin: Son. Adam.
Adam: Yes, Father?
Calvin: Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore.
Adam: Adult bookstore. Why?
Calvin: Poison gas. Invisible.

Troy: I love sushi.
Adam: I love Lucy.
Troy: Who doesn't? She's hilarious.

Adam: Oh my lucky stars! A Negro.

Eve: Have you ever had sex before?
Adam: No.
Eve: How is that possible?

Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
Adam: Uh-huh.
Eve: That's it?
Adam: Yes.
Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?

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Link: Betty nugs.

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John Crowley: Where are you going?
Dr. Robert Stonehill: I'm going to go take a crap - if that meets with you fiscal approval.

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Dan Sanders: Miley Cyrus.

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George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.
Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.

George: To swing or not to swing?
Man: Help.
George: Swing.

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James Whale: I suppose you'd like the top down?
Clayton Boone: If that's all right with you.
James Whale: Nothing would please me more.

Clayton Boone: The monster's lonely. He wants a friend. A girlfriend. Somebody. What's so sick about that?

Clayton Boone: You must think the whole world is queer.

James Whale: There was a time when this place was full of pricks. Big, hard, arrogant pricks.
Clayton Boone: Enough already. Isn't it bad enough that you tell me you're a fucking homo? You have to rub it in my face?

Betty: I bet he's some fruit just pretending to be famous so that he can get in the big guy's pants.
Clayton Boone: What makes you say that?
Betty: Just thinking out loud.
Clayton Boone: Well, why don't you just keep your dirty thoughts to yourself?
Betty: Alright then, he's interested in you for your conversation. We all know what a great talker you are.
Clayton Boone: Fuck you.
Betty: Not anymore you don't.

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