Sybil: Oh, come on. Why don't you wag your tail at me in the bitches' room.
Walter Sparrow: Sybil. Sybil, I wouldn't wag my tail in the bathroom with you if you were the last bitch on earth.
Walter Sparrow: I once read that the only philosophical question that matters, is whether or not to commit suicide... I guess that makes me a philosopher.
Walter Sparrow: There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.
Walter Sparrow: I could have died there on the street, but that wouldn't have been justice. At least not the justice fathers teach their sons.
Mark Kendall: Oh, Robin, please?
Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?
Mark Kendall: What was that scene in the shower all about?
Russ: That's the thanks I get for trying to help out a friend?
Mark Kendall: Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?
Jamie: Oh my God.
Russ: She told us to look.
Jamie: I knew it! I knew it, we enjoyed it.
Russ: Would you shut up? Just shut up.
Jamie: No that's it! We're homos! We're rump-rangers.
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