Quotes from Jason Lee movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Syndrome: See, now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. There are cities, whole countries who want respect, and they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I've created weapons, and now I have a weapon only I can defeat, and when I unleash into the...you sly dog! You got me monologuing!

Syndrome: You sir truly are Mr. Incredible. I mean, I was right to idolize you. I knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh man, I'm still geeking out about it!

Mr. Incredible: Call off the missiles! I'll do anything!
Syndrome: Too late. Fifteen years too late.

Syndrome: You took away my future, I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supporting, encouraging, everything you weren't. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.

Syndrome: And when everyone's super, no one will be.

Syndrome: I'll be a better hero than you ever were!
Mr. Incredible: You mean you killed off real heroes so that you can pretend to be one?
Syndrome: Oh I'm real, real enough to defeat you, and I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

More The Incredibles quotes

Jay Murphy: It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.

Samantha Andrews: How do you feel?
Jay Murphy: Like ten bucks.

Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.

Jay Murphy: Why would I set you up with some girl that I banged?
Max Abbitt: Share the wealth, brother.

More Kissing A Fool quotes

Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that?
Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.
Brodie: I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.

Gwen: Why are you glowing?
Brodie: I'm not glowing.

Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega.

Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair.
Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

Brodie: I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

Gwen: Tell me about the elevator.
Brodie: It goes up-and-down. Ba-dump-tsss.

Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?

T.S. Quint: You should see yourself right now - a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.

Brodie: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

More Mallrats quotes

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