Quotes from Justin Cooper movies and TV shows

Fletcher: Look. I need to lie. Everybody lies. Mommy lies. Even the wonderful Jerry lies.
Max Reede: But you're the only one who makes me feel bad.

Max Reede: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.

Max Reede: My dad? He's... A liar.
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.

Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

Max Reede: I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.

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