Woody Harrelson

Quotes from Woody Harrelson movies and TV shows - page 4 of 4

The Colonel: There are times when it is necessary to abandon our humanity to save humanity.

The Colonel: No matter what you say, eventually you'd replace us. That's the law of nature. So what would you have done?

The Colonel: Do you have any idea what your mercy did to us?

The Colonel: They told me that you were smart, but that's... impressive.

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Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?
Sidney Deane: Your mother did.

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[Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume.]
Tallahassee: It's ok. But FYI, I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that.

Tallahassee: Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?!
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I HATE coconut. Not the taste, the consistency.

Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: ...I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

Tallahassee: My mom always said I'd be good at something. Who would have guessed it'd be killing zombies?

Tallahassee: I haven't cried like that since Titanic!

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... That'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

Tallahassee: Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a little girl?
Columbus: She was like a crouching tiger...
Tallahassee: She's twelve!
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty.

Tallahassee: You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Wish granted, she spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both.

Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
Columbus: And they're so fat.

Tallahassee: Time to nut up, or shut up!

More Zombieland quotes

Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.

Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up.

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