Quotes from Woody Harrelson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 4

Captain Tony Stone: Civilian life's for people who ain't seen shit. It's too late for you, you've already seen the shit, you can't unsee it anymore. You can't be an insurance salesman now, brother, it's too fukin' late.

Alan: What happened to you guys?
Captain Tony Stone: Oh, I wouldn't worry, we do all our own stunts.

Captain Tony Stone: You gotta wake the fuck up! You're not in high school, you're not in a fuckin' rock band, you're in the Army.
Staff Sergeant Will Montgomery: Yeah, I know. I know I'm in the Army. I gave blood to the Army. I got blown up in a fire-fight that lasted longer than your entire war. I didn't sunbath in Kuwait with the rest of the POGs.

Captain Tony Stone: I'd like to strap her on and wear her like a government issued gas mask.

Captain Tony Stone: Men are the ones that try harder to keep it together. They also can hurt you.

Captain Tony Stone: All I ever wanted was to get shot at. Is that too much to ask for, on the battlefield? A battle?

Captain Tony Stone: I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' shit, I'm a goddamn decorated war hero with three months left to serve, and they draft me into the angels-of-death squadron. I get a beeper, a canned speech, and a lunatic commanding officer to serve a fuckin' ocean of grief. Am I right?
Staff Sergeant Will Montgomery: More or less, sir. Am I right?

Staff Sergeant Will Montgomery: We walk into these people lives, we don't know shit.
Captain Tony Stone: Trust me... you don't wanna know.

Captain Tony Stone: It should be in the next couple of blocks.
Staff Sergeant Will Montgomery: We should just ask someone.
Captain Tony Stone: No! First of all, men don't ask for directions. Much less soldiers.

More The Messenger quotes

Merritt McKinney: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a dick.
J. Daniel Atlas: I'm touched.
Merritt McKinney: It's from the heart.
J. Daniel Atlas: Well, I didn't tell you where I was touched.

Merritt McKinney: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a dick.
J. Daniel Atlas: Oh, yeah? Then?
Merritt McKinney: Then nothing. That's it.

More Now You See Me quotes

Russell Baze: You got a problem with me?
Harlan DeGroat: I got a problem with everybody.

Harlan DeGroat: I want my fucking money, Petty. You hear me, you fucking cunt. Give me my fucking money. I don't give a shit how you get it, give me it. You fucking cunt.
John Petty: Now, will you calm down. I'll get you the money, Harlan. I'm fixin' for a fight this week.
Harlan DeGroat: You've been saying that but you've been fuckin' jerkin' me off. Give me my fucking money, you cunt.

More Out of the Furnace quotes

Larry Flynt: I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome.

Larry Flynt: If you don't like Hustler magazine, don't read it.

Larry Flynt: She ain't bad. She ain't legal either.
Jimmy Flynt: Yes she is, I saw her ID.
Larry Flynt: Look, you stupid briar-hopper, my dog could get an ID... from my goat.

Larry Flynt: What is more obscene: Sex or war?

Mantke Clerk: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Larry Flynt: No.
Judge Thomas Alva Mantke: No?
Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.
Judge Thomas Alva Mantke: Mr. Flynt, you are a handful.
Larry Flynt: I know, your honor.

Larry Flynt: These are my friends - lots of money, lots of friends.

Larry Flynt: I got money, which gives me the power to shake up the system.

More The People vs. Larry Flynt quotes

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