Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
John the bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift.
Jack Lucas: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
Parry: Happily married, probably.
Jack Lucas: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.
Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves.
Anne Napolitano: You're surprised?
Parry: You have a great set of... dishes.
Anne Napolitano: Jack, he's trying to start a con-vuh-sation.
Jack Lucas: Then talk to him, he won't bite you.
Adrian Cronauer: The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! But Betty... Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes."
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