Quotes from Tara Reid movies and TV shows

Aline Cedrac: I thought you were dead, asshole.

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Bunny: Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.

Bunny: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: [Forced laughter.] Hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ahahaha. That's marvellous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

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Luc Crash: What happens to an angel that loses his wings?
Lola Byrne: He falls.

El Nino: I now pronounce you devil and his shorty.
Lola Byrne: I love you, Lucifer.
El Nino: Well, kiss the bride, motherfucker.

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April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?
Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?

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Fin Shepard: How can they survive in space?
April Shepard: How can they survive in a tornado?

Fin Shepard: You're never gonna believe who's giving me a ride.
April Shepard: Let me guess. Nova.
Fin Shepard: Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?
April Shepard: Who else would give you ride in the middle of a sharknado?
Nova Clarke: Wifey sense. Hi, April! Still not a stripper.

May Wexler: Careful. Slow down. You got a little one in there.
April Shepard: I've done this many times before. Heh.
May Wexler: Oh, well. You had two hands then.
April Shepard: Really? Are you gonna go there?
May Wexler: I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help. Besides, your husband should be here. And where is he? Oh, he's probably getting eaten by another shark.

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Gwen: Well, I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
Van Wilder: Like what?!

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