Ron Burgundy: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron Burgundy: Oh my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!
Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Jack Wyatt: Umm... This is terrible.
Uncle Arthur: I know! I just... love to blend.
Jack Wyatt: Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back! Do you understand me? I will DIE if I DO not have HIM back.
Jack Wyatt: I'm going to be killed by a fictional character.
Uncle Arthur: Yes, you are.
Jack Wyatt: Endora, you rancid fruit bag, get out of my room.
Jack Wyatt: Party at my house.
Jack Wyatt: Watch the road.
Uncle Arthur: Hey, is it Porsche, or Porsha?
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