Quotes from Brian O'Halloran movies and TV shows

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Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customers: In a row?

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Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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Randal Graves: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Dante Hicks: Empire.
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.

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Dante Hicks: Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
[A man hears and heads after Veronica.]
Dante Hicks: Hey! Get back here!

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Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers.
Dante: Which ones?
Randal: All of them!

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Dante: I love you, Becky.
Becky: I'm pregnant, Dante.

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Quick Stop customer: Are you even supposed to be here today?
Dante Hicks: Don't get me started.

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