Quotes from Phil Vischer movies and TV shows
Pirate Pa: Normally you'd be entitled to a refund, but under the circumstances, y'know, with you dying and all.
Jonah: No, I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now, would it?
Pirate Pa: And besides, we've never sailed before. Ever. So the answer is no.
Jonah: Money is no object.
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