Master of Ceremonies: Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle.
Quotes from Joel Grey movies and TV shows
Master of Ceremonies: Leave your troubles outside! Life is disappointing? Forget it.
Chiun: In Korea, door handles do not break.
Chiun: I do not wear glasses so that I may see. I wear glasses so that I may see... more.
Chiun: You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.
Chiun: Karate, Kung Fu, Ninjitsu - they are but shadows. Sinanju is the Sun.
Chiun: The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
Chiun: Professional assassination... is the highest form of public service.
Chiun: You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be here. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.
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