The Avengers
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Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

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Jarvis: Power at 400% capacity.
Tony Stark: How about that.

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Nick Fury: Meanwhile, is there anything about the Tesseract that we ought to know?
Steve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.

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Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract, it has the potential energy to wipe out the entire planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

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Steve Rogers: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

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[Tony zaps Banner, trying to provoke him into transforming into the Hulk.]
Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.

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Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

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[Tony jabs Bruce with a small electric prod.]
Tony Stark: Man, you have really got a lid on it, don't you? What's your secret? Mellow Jazz? Bongo Drums? Huge bag of weed?

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Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

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Fighter pilot: Target aquired, target engaged.
[Hulk roars in rage and jumps to the jet.]
Fighter pilot: Target angry, target angry!

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Nick Fury: You should be out celebrating. Seeing the world.
Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

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Tony Stark: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

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Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

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Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he is the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

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Nick Fury: Until such time where the world ends, we will act like it intends to spin on.

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Nick Fury: Where's Agent Barton?
Erik Selvig: The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.

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Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdoned with glorious purpose.
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: Are you planning to step on us?

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Captain America: So, Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard nor any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Captain America: An army, from outer space.

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Iron Man: Call it, Captain.
Captain America: Everybody listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, I want to use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash. Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lighting. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk... Smash.

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Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

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Loki: I have an army!
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

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Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having 12% of a moment.

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Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

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Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

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Steve Rogers: You know, you might not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.

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Russian General: This is not how I wanted this evening to go.
Natasha Romanoff: I know how you wanted this evening to go. Believe me, this is better.

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Nick Fury: You think you're the only hero in the world?

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Loki: ENOUGH! You. All of you are beneath me. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
[The Hulk grabs Loki and slams him into the floor repeatedly.]
Hulk: Puny God.

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Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top ten floors. All R&D.
Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem.

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Captain America: Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash.
Iron Man: Got it.
Hawkeye: Mind giving me a lift?
Iron Man: Sure. Better clench up, Legolas.

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Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

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Maria Hill: Director Fury, the Council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the Council has made a decision, but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

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Natasha Romanoff: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
Steve Rogers: I don't see how I can.
Natasha Romanoff: These guys come from legend, they're basically gods.
Steve Rogers: There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

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Steve Rogers: You think Fury is hiding something?
Tony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he is the spy. His secrets have secrets.

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Tony Stark: Falling in line's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.

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Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

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Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?
Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years, sir. I think I've had enough rest.

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Steve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.

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Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing this?
Tony Stark: Seeing, yes, still working on believing.

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Steve Rogers: I think Loki is trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war, and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.

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Captain America: Dr. Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.

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Clint Barton: The Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open from both sides.

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Black Widow: This is just like Budapest all over again.
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

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Loki: How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you?
Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate.

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Maria Hill: When did you become an expert on thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark: Last night.

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The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a neutral world. A human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And our force, our Chitauri will follow. The world will be his, the universe yours, and the humans, what can they do but burn?

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[Tony place his hand over his left eye and looks at some monitors.]
Tony Stark: How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.
Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

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