Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Young Neil: He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Crash: This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace: Sweet! I love this one!

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Scott's Computer: You've got mail.
Scott Pilgrim: Dude, this thing claims I have mail.

Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

Wallace Wells: Guess who's drunk!
Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace.
Wallace Wells: You guess right!

Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.

Gideon Gordon Graves: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!

Stacey Pilgrim: I mean, did you really see a future with this girl?
Scott Pilgrim: Like... With jetpacks?

Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.
Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?
Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.
Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim: Hey... Me neither.

Scott: Not only do I wanna take part, I wanna take them apart.

Gideon Gordon Graves: [talking to Knives.] Listen, kung pow chicken.

Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.
Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.
Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy bitch.
Wallace Wells: You know me.

Roxy Richter: Oh I'd love to postpone darling, but I just cashed in my last rain check.
Scott Pilgrim: Where's that from?
Roxy Richter: My brain!

Wallace Wells: Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost.

Knives Chau: You stole my boyfriend. Taste my steel!

Scott Pilgrim: What's the website for Amazon.ca?
Wallace Wells: Amazon.ca.

Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!

Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.

Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!

Wallace Wells: Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... So is he.

Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.

Envy Adams: You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.

Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.

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