Mrs. Madigan: Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.
Charlie Conway: Goldberg! Goldie, I knew you could do it.
Goldberg: Don't ever do that to me again.
Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you scored. We win.
Russ: Hey, Biff. One more thing. After we beat you, the Warriors die and the Ducks fly.
Dwayne: What'd he say?
Russ: Something about a shrinking sphincter.