Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John: That guy back there called you Jesus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jesus. He said hey, Zeus. My name's Zeus.
John: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in Father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass?
[John shoots one of the mercs in the ship's cargo hold.]
John McClane: What was that?
[He turns around and gets kicked by Targo.]
Targo: He said don't shoot.
John McClane: Yeah, I'll cut you a deal. Crawl out from that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
Simon: How colorful.
Zeus: Now, you got about ten seconds before those guys see you. And when they do, they will kill you! You understand? You are about to have a very bad day.
John McClane: Hey, guys. Vicky O'Brien. Aqueduct security. We had a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer. Yeah, they say he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard, cute little red and white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.
Simon: Holy toledo, somebody had fun.
Answer: Knocked out. It was a hand held tranquilizer gun like most vets use on animals to put them to sleep.
Rollin Garcia Jr