Jack Slater: Look! Elephant.
Jack Slater: Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy doesn't? What happens?
Danny Madigan: He saves the day.
Jack Slater: Or, gets killed.
Jack Slater: I think the taxis are bulletproof.
Danny Madigan: Watch it, Jack. He killed Mozart.
Jack Slater: In a movie?
Danny Madigan: Amadeus. It won eight Oscars.
Jack Slater: I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout. Thanks. Now, no more movies.
Whitney Slater: Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it?
Tony Vivaldi: Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but, uh, I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.
Benedict: Here, in this world, the bad guys can win.
Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.
Jack Slater: I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway.
Danny Madigan: I mean, where are the ordinary everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.
Jack Slater: Who the hell are you?
Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid.
Jack Slater: And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The studio should let me know when they are planning a stunt. You know, you are the best celebrity look-alike I've ever scene. If you get to Los Angeles, call my office. We can get you shopping center openings.
Jack Slater: Look, I don't really like you. All right? You brought me nothing but pain.
Dekker: Slaaaaaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Frank: We mostly talk muzzle velocities. Guns.
Chosen answer: The kid points them out in the film, in order to convince Arnold's character that he inhabits movieland. Also, after Arnold's character falls into the tar pit he is able to completely wipe himself clean, an obvious intentional continuity error.