Last Action Hero (1993)

Jack Slater: And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The studio should let me know when they are planning a stunt. You know, you are the best celebrity look-alike I've ever scene. If you get to Los Angeles, call my office. We can get you shopping center openings.
Jack Slater: Look, I don't really like you. All right? You brought me nothing but pain.

Dekker: Slaaaaaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Frank: We mostly talk muzzle velocities. Guns.

Benedict: The Fart goes off in seven minutes.

John Practice: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Jack Slater: By practice. John Practice.

Jack Slater: I mean, all I had to do, is just drive around the neighborhood, and point my finger at a house, and say 'The bad guys are in there!'.

Jack Slater: Kid! Who does the doctor treat?
Danny Madigan: Patients?
Jack Slater: Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing?
Danny Madigan: Wearing thin?
Jack Slater: Bingo.

Danny Madigan: OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store.
Jack Slater: I agree with you. I think she should be working with us... under cover of course.

Benedict: Take his shoes?

James Belushi: I'm not really a big fan of Arnold's... She is, you know... Arnold really turns her on and I just want to be there when it happens.

Danny Madigan: What if staying in the car is what gets me killed?
Jack Slater: There's a gun in the glove compartment.

Death: I don't do fiction. Not my field.

Danny Madigan: You think you are funny, don't you?
Jack Slater: I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
Danny Madigan: Schwarzenegger.
Jack Slater: Gesundheit.

Tony Vivaldi: Where is it written that I am a bad guy?

Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.

Jack Slater: Look! Elephant.