[Catwoman is hit by Batman.] Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman! Batman: I'm sorry, I... [Batman is hit by Catwoman.] Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!
Max Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage? Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.
Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it. [Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.] Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?