Computer: This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six.
President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?
Computer: Just kidding.
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Trooper: We ain't found shit!
Lone Star: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot, not you Captain. I mean...You know what I mean.
Lone Starr: We're not just doing this for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!
Lone Starr: We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shitload of money!
Guy at diner: Water, my ass! Give this guy some Pepto Bismol!
Dark Helmet: Druish princess are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
Answer: "There are two sides to every sword" is a common saying.
Grumpy Scot