Meta Carson: For a man who appears to be clever, you can certainly act like an idiot.
Jeff: That's one way to be clever! Look like an idiot.
Meta Carson: You look like an underweight ghost.
Fisher: You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.
Eels: All women are wonders, because they reduce all men to the obvious.
Meta Carson: So do martinis.